Will The Real Slim Jesus, Shady AF, Please Stand Up

  The pre-CE and early CE, Torah-creating, and Torah-centered Israelites were the Iron Age MAGA, in every way.

Although for them, it would have been MIGA: Make Israel Great Again. Per the non-eyewitness rumor-based legends found in Christian bibles, Jesus: a.) vouched for the MIGA cult, as God-ordained; - an earth-realm expression of ultimate truth and moral authority. b.) believed in a coming earth-realm kingdom that would be the fulfillment of the MIGA promise. c.) (falsely) prophesied that would happen in the century that we call "the first century". d.) preached that MIGA had 'lost the plot' when MIGA leaders refused to allow for logical exceptions for deciding when a Mosaic law had been broken. e.) polarized by his own economic disadvantages, he developed a class-warfare mentality. Limited by the extremes of his own mental illness (which he didn't realize was mental illness), ... He remains jobless, homeless, destitute, and disempowered. Given how often he also rambled so incoherently that even his closest homeboys had no clue what he was rambling on about, ... I think those were symptoms of his schizophrenia and of self-medication. I think that's why he was known as someone who often, and quickly (as if by magic), swapped out water for wine. -A cool party trick that distracts people from due concern regarding how often this happens. He didn't humble himself to break bread with the bums in the park. He was one of the bums in the park.

Too broken to maintain productive levels of functionality, ... He would never be able to climb into a high social, religious, or economic station. Unable to come to terms with his lot in life, he fantasized that a Super-Father would soon help him 'stick it to the man', by putting the lowest people into power and prestige, and putting the rich and powerful people at the bottom. He seated his entire copium fantasy within the God-Boot-licking religion he was raised in. He felt like the mindset of a groveling nobody ... was some ultimate path to spirituality. It's a mindset that (per those religious beliefs) ... his god would eventually reward with lavish riches, power, and hedonistic bliss. That means he wasn't really taking a moral stand against greed. Instead, he believed that the best way to pursue every form of greed ... was to circumvent the Earthly systems that prevent him from satisfying his extreme appetites. How? By being the best Daddy-boot licking, self-debasing, sycophant Father had ever seen. This is why he enjoyed seeing slaves fully invest in their slave identity. It's why he enjoyed seeing them "totally not abused" with many "stripes". The "Jesus" character in those rumor-stories felt like slavery was a fitting parallel to the sort of relationship "The Father" has with his children. - A system modeled after his Father's own heart, and which operated by divine sanction for his Father's own ends. With that in mind, he called upon slaves to accept (as legitimate) the idea that they are property *not only* of their god .. but also property of their human slavemasters. As such, slaves should all be beaten per the whims of their human slavemasters, ... as Super-Daddy intended. This was the means by which Super-Daddy would forge captive minds into ever-useful, habitually self-debasing forms of supply for HIS ego. Granted, Jesus felt like the Israelites needed to withhold violence against anyone caught making a reasonable exception to the Mosaic laws. But he never called for a reduction to zero violence against their own people. Nor did he ever attempt to argue for true social or religious equality between men and women. He was a quasi-progressive, religious fundamentalist who only valued the lives of MIGA (his fellow Israelites). Born into the MIGA cult. Raised in it. Lived and reasoned within the limits of it. Preached only to his fellow Israelites. Preached only about a hope for the ethnic and religious people of Israel. Everyone else was divinely scheduled to be thrown away like the cosmic trash we are. He believed in the virtue of violence. Coercion. And the thought-stopping power of "authority". But only whenever such violence was being used by Divine Authority to break minds ... into spiritually significant Stockholm Syndrome ... specifically exclusive to the authoritarian MIGA-system. He had a fractured psyche. Schizophrenic. Hearing voices in his head. That voice would eventually identify as their religion's patriarchal deity, and eventually as his 'real dad'. Those voices created many effects, none of which were healthy. Relying heavily on the voices telling him what to say and do, he took zero ownership and responsibility for his own life choices. The voices in his head became a superceding surrogate Father. This was an idea sown into his young mind by the broader MIGA cult he was raised in, and then eventually by the more specific spin-off Jewish mystery cult he joined a few years before he self-destructed. Super-Father replaced whichever dad had forsaken him in the real world. However, that did not resolve his daddy issues. Instead, those issues were transferred over to Super-Dad. As that transition of personal identity and relationship took place within his mind, ... Jesus began an ultimately self-destructive quest to prove worthy of the Super-father's love, connection, and empowerment. -Things he was never able to get from his real dad. That quest would eventually end in the most extreme form of self-abuse available to him: a literal crucifixion. Per the legends, the voices in his head eventually hatched a plan; a plan that would ensure eternal validation from "Father", along with eternal validation of Jesus' religious tribe and friends. This is where a messianic complex and a martyr complex provided the essential *crux of the plan. [*pun intended] The voice began insisting that Jesus should commit the Iron Age equivalent of Suicide by Cop. Jesus argued. He pleaded. But the voice of "Father" would not be satisfied with any gesture less grand. The voice insisted. Jesus must demonstrate how far Jesus would go to self-sacrifice upon an extreme, clinically narcissistic Father's altar. - The very same sort of alter that all malignant clinical Narcissist parents and partners require of their prey: The altar of self-abandonment. A supremely flattering sacrifice which celebrates and empowers the overtaking, all-consuming, overlooming, Parental Narcissist's ego. The trade-off seemed fair enough to Jesus. First, he debases and abuses himself to extremes to satisfy Daddy's ego. As payment, Daddy promises to restore and supercharge Jesus' ego in paradise, with the laying low of all rival and lesser egos. Jesus had been neurologically wired into that relationship dichotomy. It's the only thing they felt familiar to him. This means that his mother either suffered from clinical Narcissism herself ... or was too disconnected from Jesus to offer a healthier, experienced way of forming social bonds. Thus, she provided Jesus no "port in the storm"; no safe place of social experience ... where he could draw from a better psychosocial relationship ... compared to the collective-imaginary Super-Abuser that the Israeli culture projected over (and into) his vulnerable mind. It's all he ever knew. It shaped and shattered his mind. It obliterated his potential for healthy emotional regulation. It also prevented his ability to understand what a loving, healthy relationship (with others, and with self) really looks like. He lay there, tormented by the demands of the "Father" seeded, rooted, and grown into the "fertile soil" of his fractured psyche. That culturally-created super-Ego eventually overshadowed his own. This is how it goes ... with every mind so conquered and colonized by authoritarian Psy-Ops. Jesus had been badgered into an egregious act of self-harm. Once that decision was made, he held to it. He realized this satisfied all of his demons, even the AntiHero of the "Father" within. He could finally put to rest all feelings of inadequacy that his earthly dad left him with. Super-Dad was going to eternally embrace and empower Jesus. And all Jesus had to do was fuck himself to death with a massive log of Roman wood.

But it wasn't in his nature ... to own responsibility for his own life-choices; not even when those would also be death-choices. Thus, he would blame the men who would nail him. That way, Jesus could posture as the benevolent victim willing to "forgive" the people he wilfully manipulated into snuff-show, torure-porning him to death. That included forgiving Pilate. Jesus manipulated Pilate too, when Jesus committed a crucial *lie of omission* ... in order to legally obligate Pilate to order the execution. Per the standard Narcissist paradigm, ... To be a HERO, one must also be a victim. So they: * set other people up to be the bad guys, * wait eagerly for that moment to arrive, * throw themselves to the ground, * clutch pearls, and *weep over how wounded they are. With all eyes upon them, they courageously rise from their victimhood to declare VICTORY over their adversaries. The temporary offer of conditional "forgiveness" simply demonstrates how wonderfully magnanimous they are. When that offer expires, their rivals must suffer defamation, discard, and eternal torment; having been cut off from the joys of "relationship" with the Narcissist. - And then blamed for "choosing" to injure and reject the Righteous One. -- Jesus could also put all of his economic and sociopolitical unempowerment behind him, in the afterlife he was about to earn. -Thereby setting a disastrous precedent for future martyrs who would be lied to about how they too could earn a place in paradise. Those later martyrs were also lied to about how "God" would make sure the torture of voluntary martyrdom neither hurts very much nor lasts very long. The very clergy who would later CON some converts into dying for the cause ... would hide safely from a distance, waiting to cash in on those otherwise wasteful self-sacrifices. Christian leaders USED those poor gullible idiots. They got those idiots to throw their own lives away, and extra-horrifically, just to bolster the street cred of the Jesus-cult hustle. If someone had manipulated any of MY children in that way, ... There would be no place on Earth those psychpaths could hide from me. However, there wasn't anyone around to look out for those people. Thus, those conmen, so far as we know, never incurred due consequence for their evils. Deathcult Carnival Barkers. They'd shout when they could, and whispered when they must. "Look at all those noble men and women (and kids) over there ... dying for what they believe in! So impressive! We, too, would have done that, but GOD wants US to stay alive and healthy so we can govern and profit from his empire. It's a sacrifice we're willing to make. Come! Come join our Totally-Not-a-cult of Narcissism and death ... where we "totally don't" manipulate you into abandoning others and even yourself! Be counted among other really impressive people!

Delete yourselves, either in one grand gesture ... or slowly over time! Earn Father's everlasting respect and gratitude! Learn also how to gaslight yourselves into thinking that SUCH LENGTHS to EARN paradise = "Not earning it". Because someone else paid the price"~!

-Which helps us maintain the marketing illusion that your ascent into paradise is FREE of any cost to you! Come! Prove useful as a utility for his ego! All things for his glory! GOD is doing you a favor by acting weak. GOD is trying to CROSS the street to reach more potential converts! He can't do it without your help! We can talk later about all the valuable personal resources we'll be extracting from you! (for our own benefit, which we will call "blessings") --- --- So what do I think about all of that? I think the master-minded maniacs of Christendom are ravenous vultures.

No longer content to ramble around looking for already-broken people to feed off of ... They eventually realized they could GENERATE such desperate vulnerabilities within our world ... by infiltrating and sabotaging political systems. To that end, they perpetuate ideological systems that sabotage people's ability to reason rationally and love healthfully; thereby perpetuating a cash crop of exploitable vulnerabilities. [Link] MAGA is simply the most recent expression of that strategy. --- Meanwhile, they continue, ... Selling fraudulent afterlife fire insurance policies to desperate panic-shoppers. --- Falsely advertising those extremely expensive policies as "free". --- Cultivating Us-Vs-Them-ism within every society they exploit. -Breaking families, societies, and the larger world apart, as they "bring a sword of division. -To maximize recruitment, by appealing to people's need for a STORY that casts them as epic heroes standing against hordes of lifeless and disposable villains. --- Using Bibles EXACTLY as they were intended. Thus, also, as Iron Age beauty magazines ... meant to make vulnerable readers feel inadequate. How? By getting readers to measure themselves against impossible, nebulous, religious-cultural standards of "perfection", so that every reader "misses the mark". -Just so the publishers can sell fleeting doses of partial relief, with the false promise of eventual perfection. --- Creating deep and durable, slave-minded extremes of dependence. Making people dependent upon the neurochemical-high-stimulating, addiction-peddlers who trick people into thinking those highs are an indwelling of the "Holy Spirit" ... while those very same men who oversee and perpetuate that system ... personally profit from it. A system that perpetually supplies those men with * flattery to their pseudo-humble egos, * political power, * power over wives and kids, *social power over sheeple and society, and *access to sexually groom and violate vulnerable, innocent youth. --- Gaslighting people into thinking that the very choice to EVADE personal accountability for personal failings (real and imaginary failings) ... by transferring their moral debts onto an innocent scapegoat ... counts as ACCEPTING their responsibilities. ---- Gaslighting people into thinking they owe a fictional GOD a moral debt for the failings "He" chose to curse all of us with in the first place. --- Orechestrate a protection racket called "salvation," where a mysterious BOSS is offering to protect us all ... from himself. -At great personal cost to everyone who surrenders to the kingpins who pretend they are mere servants of the Boss. -A Boss whom their predecessors dreamed up. --- Preying upon simple-minded people's fears, desires, cultural conditioning, and existential crises. --- ~The Path To Salvation~

Step 1. Adopt a bias based on
your own ego's fears and desires.

Step 2. Seek to confirm that bias.

Step 3: Succeed in subjectively confirming your own bias.

Step 4: Claim you have a reliable methodology for discerning truth.

Step 5: Scoff at people in other religions for doing EXACTLY the same thing.
It only counts for something when it starts with YOUR OWN emotional concerns and subjetive intuitions, not other people's.

Fuck other people's ego-driven emotions.

They should subject themselves to yours.

Let's call this ego "God".

And let's pretend that "God" isn't you.