"He Is Risen" Atop A Virtual Mountain Of Bullshit

 Today, someone posted this image to a debate group:

My reply:

You're a grown man;
* playing make-believe
* based on subjectively interpreted rumors (nothing more; nothing less)
about an
* ancient
* Jewish,
* homeless,
* jobless,
* violently mood-swinging,
* wine-loving,
* wandering,
* sexist,
* slavery-endorsing,
* ethnic-religious Master Racist,
* doomsday preacher
* in a Judaic mystery cult
* (later replaced with other religions (including yours) which bear little resemblance to the religion of Jesus described in those stories)

... Who your special-hat-club likes to imagine was really:
*one of a god's multiple personalities ...

* animating a kosher meat puppet,
 
* just to create a special theatrical play

* when the VOICE inside his head

*argued and pressured him (against his will)
into
* un-aliving himself (suicide by cop)

when his "perfect" ass also
* committed a "lie of omission" when he was presented with the false charges and decided to humor those charges,

* just so he could "die"

* as a 'human sacrifice'

* to literally PAY his Daddy-Dom personality

* to change his mind about torturing a small few lucky-guessing sycophants

* forever

* in response to his pre-planned rage and disgust

* about his own CHOICE to make us all imperfect in the first place,

* just so he can play the 'hero' who spares us worthless shit-stains

* from the eternal torture

* you think we (including my children) all "deserve".

- But only for the few people who

* lucky-guess a correct-enough version of the one true "totally not a cult",

and then
* surrender to the authority of mere fallible men

* who claim (without evidence) the right to rule over us in his name.

*MEN
* who just-so-happen to greatly personally benefit from all the
* power,
* prestige,
and
* money
* your "*one true Church" continually collects
* from their "sheep"
(*competing in a virtual ocean of other "one true churches").

It's a racketeering scheme;
Otherwise known as a "Protection Racket".

You're offering
* emotionally
* vulnerable,
*desperate,
* and ignorant people
* protection (aka "salvation"; rescue)
*FROM the very same mystery Boss-Man/God-Father who you claim sent you.

You're selling fraudulent afterlife fire insurance,

from the very same sadistic fires of extreme coercion

*your religion claims*

*without evidence

* your God-Father set ablaze (and will keep forever raging),

* as the fiery garbage dumb he plans to *eternally discard* his victims into ...

* when he throws people away (most people who will ever exist) ,

* like that trash we are;

* which (according to your special-hat-club) includes: probably everyone I ever loved (including my own children),

along with
* most people whom everyone (since always) ever loved;
-Including all the innocent men, women, and children your death cult murdered over these many centuries.

 
Worse yet, ...

Your Insane Clown(s) Posse gets together regularly to sing songs about:

* How wonderful that "Grand Plan" is,

* and how "great" He is

* for orchestrating your selfishly appreciated opportunity
to
* CASH IN
on:
* the torture and death
* of the "innocent man" you say "died",
* because that DEATH (and also him re-animating that puppet)
* allows you to be posthumously adopted as his heirs,
* so you can inherit a grossly lavish fortune at:
* a.) HIS expense,
and also
* b.) at the expense/cost of every tragedy ever to befall every human and animal since always.

*You'd rather THE ENTIRE HISTORY of our entire world's non-consenting and often-extreme tragedies HAPPEN compared to NOT-HAPPEN *(including every time a child was kidnapped, raped, and tortured to death while their parents went literally crazy in their helpless panic, confusion, pain, and loss)
* because it's the only way your brain-damaged God-Father could THINK OF
* to make your selfishly desired, eternal, "spiritual" hedonistic bliss possible.

You call it "good news".
Because you're selfish.

You say it's "justified"; 
because you're victim-blaming everyone who has no rational or moral reason to take any of it seriously.

You say all of that MUST be allowed to happen,
to honor "free will".

And yet, * the free will of all victims * to every tragedy (since always) * doesn't actually apply, because (according to your special hat club) every tragedy is caused by either:
* GOD's violent will,
* violent physics (designed by "God"),
or
*biological monsters (designed by "God") ...
* denying each and every victim (since always) their freedom of will.

And then,
to even further violate the ethic of "free will" (which your special-hat-club says is sacrosanct and essential to the whole of your deity's Grand Plan), ...

* You intentionally bypass and subvert your own children's free right to self-determination (their freedom of will)
* when you attempt to exploit their lack of critical thinking skills,
* to shape their mind's lens
* to believe what you TELL THEM to believe.

Meanwhile, the facts of history say you're lying about the bulk of relevant history.

Logic itself is also against you.
And yet,
so you can bypass that problem, 
you guys just say "It's not SUPPOSED to make sense, because human brains are too feeble to understand God's reasoning."

Just as importantly, ...
a healthy understanding of LOVE,
guided by a healthy RESPECT for all life,
runs directly counter to your entire premise of virtue.

If it weren't for the better values that Christian churches copied and harnessed from a myriad of progressively secular minds, which the larger DOMINION of Christianity failed to suppress, ...
You'd have no bragging rights at all.