Poorly Trained Young Dog Of War Can't Hear Her Master's Dog-Whistle.

 

What that commercial really meant:

"Hey Christians! Get out there and love-bomb the disgusting worldly-people. Lure them in. Groom them. Wait until after we've won them over with this fake humility, respect, and love. And then after (only after) we've won them over, ... then we + Jesus can transform those people into no longer being gay, or trans, or abortionists, or liberals, etc.. And even if that mostly fails, the mere SHOW of it will help slow the pace of how quickly we're losing young, straight progressives. If we always start with rebuke, and if we keep feeding the divisive culture-war polemic, we'll keep losing more people than we're bringing in.

Our ever-shrinking base will intensify but we'll still be shrinking in numbers. We're losing too many people. By 2050, in America, the amount of US Citizens who wear the "Christian" label will become a minority; for the first time since we violently colonized this country as our Manifest Destiny. As we lose our strength in numbers, we lose societal influence, political power, and money.

As that happens, the country will keep transforming into a culture that no longer caters to our religion.

It's not effective enough to keep playing our victim-card, every time we lose another battle against Civil Rights.

We can't keep being so blatant about how badly we desire to once-again dominate society for our White, Conservative, Protestant Jesus.

So let's be clever.

Let's be sneaky.

Let's be strategic.

Let's do what the Roman Catholic Church was smart enough to do when they forced the last Pope into early retirement, to hot-swap him out for a fake-progressive model.

Their church was dying out.

Most of their members were senior citizens. They had to do something about it.

So now they STILL have traditional conservative values BUT they soft-sell it in a progressive-wrapper.

So now they're replacing their loses.

It may take two generations, but the Catholics will replenish some of their lost people-sheeple.

As they do, they will regain strength in numbers.

As that happens, they regain societal influence, political power, and money.

As that happens, they regain a stronger shield/buffer of protection from accountability, as a safe-haven for $@xu@I predators. You saw the latest results of a multi-national investigation into our protestant-Evangelical network.

You saw how rampant $@xu@I predators are among us, at EVERY level of our network of churches. You know that makes it more and more expensive over time to keep running Jesus's criminal enterprise. You know we have to make it SAFER for all of us to DO whatever we want. We can only maintain our safe-haven for social and political predators if we have more people and more money.

For that, we will HAVE TO get better at marketing.

So get out there! ... and wash the feet of some disposable-people.

It's like how old white politicians do photo-ops of kissing little black babies.

Just keep some Listerine in your pocket. Gargle and spit later.

Now SMILE, Dammit! SMILE!" == [Segue]